Q

Why do you study history

Anonymous

wingedcat13:

writing-prompt-s:

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.

Idiots.

Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.

Keep reading

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Q

What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Anonymous
A

mple-selhnhh:

Finding the will to live.


askbombasticblake:
“ thesassycat:
“ You can only reblog this today.
”
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
”

askbombasticblake:

thesassycat:

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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thesundanceghost:

Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

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novi-la:

lunalamariposa:

the-black-virgin:

localstarboy:

Watch and Pass on!!!
😂😂💀💩

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

HOW I LOVE IT

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jaubaius:

Wasn’t me!🔊sound on

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gigglingkat:

I was almost at the end when I realized it might have sound. *chefs kiss*

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katy-l-wood:
“sindri42:
“awed-frog:
“Somehow never thought about the photographer and -
- my God.
”
…why have I never seen this before? Why is it a secret that the construction lunch photo was being taken by the sexiest man in all of 1932?
his name...

katy-l-wood:

sindri42:

awed-frog:

Somehow never thought about the photographer and -

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- my God.

…why have I never seen this before? Why is it a secret that the construction lunch photo was being taken by the sexiest man in all of 1932?

his name is apparently Charles C. Ebbets by the way, and also worked as a hollywood stuntman, pilot, wing walker, auto-racer, wrestler, and hunter.

and the photo was part of a series including

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Reblogging so I can come back later and add the photo of my great-grandfather doing a handstand on a beam of something he was working on.

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argumate:

kierstinlapatka:

Snippet from my garbage bag test, also currently known as the mer-leech! 

Longer, more detailed video is on my Patreon

not gonna lie, if I saw this in the pool I would scream at a frequency high enough to smash glass

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